Animals

Wild

happy to see me!

Viscachas (various)

Vizzy Viscacha has previously guest-written for this very blog.

Gary Guanaco

Ladies’ man.

All-sky image with owl visible at the edge, clearly sitting almost on top of the camera

Hedwig

All-sky camera power-user.

La culebra de cola larga

A long-tailed snake that accompanies the P.I. on his jogs.

Domesticated

Lynx Males-Morzinski

Roomate of Dr.s Males and Morzinski. Former collaborator of Dr. Hinz.

Ginger Morzinski-Males

Roomate of Dr.s Males and Morzinski. Former collaborator of Dr. Hinz.

Katniss Everdeen the Kitty On Fire

Roommate of Lauren Schatz

Katniss didn’t mean to become the symbol of the Rebellion, but when the dictator (Lauren) put her on a diet, she knew some evils could not be tolerated. Her specialty is guerilla night attacks, and has been known to wake up her human by loudly meowing “If we burn you burn with us!” at 4 in the morning.

Alexander the Great

Roommate of Joseph Long.

Alexander the Great has retired from Instagram modeling to the relative anonymity of domestic life. He enjoys burrowing under the covers, burrowing under the couch cushions, and messing with that one thing you absolutely don’t want him chewing on.