According to Poor Vizzy’s Almanack, every October 14th some nonsense transpires in Tucson, Arizona. Usually having to do with this guy.
This time, he received a surfeit of cupcakes:

Artisanal wrapping paper:

A Starbuck™:
Many happy returns!
Inspirational stickers will be available through the usual channels.
Song of the Day
Well, what’d you expect?